you know you love me

Colin: While it’s true that I resigned because of my involvement with a student, it’s nobody’s business who that student is. All that matters is that the responsibility is mine, and I took it, by leaving my post.
Dean Reuther: That’s somewhat admirable, Colin. And while usually it’s the professor in the student-professor relationships that takes responsibility for any impropriety, if that student is under suspicion of trading sex for grades in the past, I think we might need to examine the situation a little more closely.
Vanessa: Oh, let me get my camera.
Juliet: Here. Look as close as you want.
Blair: Oh, let me help you with that. [drops memory card in her champagne] Oops. You didn’t want to look at those photos anyway, because it wasn’t Serena in them. It was me.
Serena: Blair, you don’t have to do this.
Blair: Why would I jeopardize my college career by lying? So go ahead, fire Colin. Oh, wait. He already quit. So lets just go in and enjoy some Je t’aime. Allegro!
Chuck: If I could say something. I for one can fully corroborate Miss Waldorf’s story. She was indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester. I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to due to my insatiable jealousy. Though she did state something to the effect that he didn’t quite satisfy her like I used to.
Blair: …It’s true.
Juliet: Don’t you see? They’re all protecting each other.
Vanessa: This is what they always do.
Dean Reuther: [to Vanessa] I’m sorry. Who are you?

(Source: meesters)