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Dan: So Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints and Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate.
Blair: And enlists Vanessa and Jenny to mess with me.
Dan: Which is devious and pathetic, but let’s face it, around here, it’s just another saturday night.
Blair: Well, you can’t show up at a masked ball and not expect at least one social-climbing doppelganger to try and impersonate you.
Dan: But then, according to Jenny, Juliet posted a photo of herself as Serena doing coke.
Blair: And for that, she will be judged by a higher power, but we’ve-
Dan: We’ve seen worse.
Blair: Well, I was gonna say done worse, but, yes.
Dan: Okay, but then Serena wakes up in a motel room after almost OD’ing.
Blair: And that is where the Juliet express goes off the rails and heads straight for crazytown.
Dan: The next thing we know, Serena wakes up, insists she didn’t go on a bender.
Blair: But then the photo shows up online, and she starts to doubt herself and checks into the Ostroff. Which brings us up to the present.
Dan: The thing we need to figure out is why. I mean Colin, Nate, Hamilton house… None of that explains taking things so far.
Blair: Well, as someone well-acquainted with the darker human emotions, let me offer my theory. There is only one motive powerful enough to fuel a gaslighting like this, and that is retribution.
Dan: Retribution for what?

(Source: meesters)