you know you love me

Blair: Is the pedal to the medal? Because I swear if I shove my feet through the floor, I could run faster. At least there’s no radio, so i’m spared your horrid taste in music. I think we were supposed to turn there!
Dan: You know, i’d tell you to stop being such a backseat driver, but how can you even be one when you don’t even know how to drive?
Blair: I offered to get us a car service-
Professional driver, comfortable seats, champagne!
Dan: We’re on a mission here. We need to be able to move at any moment and tail poeople, speed, if necessary.
Blair: Speed?! Please! And as for tailing someone, a stretch hummer with a hot tub would be more inconspicuous than this.
Dan: First, my dad swapped a ‘69 les paul for this car, it’s a collector’s item. And second, it was either this or the lincoln hawk van. Which, all i’m saying, has graphics.
Blair: Fine. We should almost be there. Let me just consult the GPS. Oh, wait. That’s me. No, but for real, Cornice should be just up here.

(Source: meesters)